User

The User (depicted as a cursor in Chromeball) is the person who interacts with a computer's user interface, generally affixed to a specific name in the computer. Is the canonically strongest entity in Chromeball besides the dreaded Task Manager. Occasionally goes by Sudo.

User is the bridge to the dimension of eldritch abomination that lives outside the digital world, whispered in hushed tones as "End Users", "The Audience" or even "Humans". These creatures are a part of earth with whims that Make, Destory, Ect. As a conduit to their world, User only catches a glimpse of the other side of that veil. And it is terrifying.

In some ways, User is a god amongst the applications and websites. In other ways, they are also a slave. They are at the very edge of the client-side - able to enact great change on the desktop they call home but also trapped there without a greater purpose.

Such is the life of Front End Development.

Is more often than not a huge Idiot because what user isn't?

Relationships
You - you help me across the screen with the handy mouse.

Friends
You - At your service!

The Default Desktop Gang

 * [[File:Notepad.png]] Notepad - Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
 * [[File:MSpaint.png]] MS Paint - So uh... picture this. or just draw something.
 * [[File:Mindesweeped.png]] Minesweeper - I'm bored. SO BORED
 * [[File:Windows_Movie_Maker.png]] Windows Movie Maker - 10 fps video here we come.
 * [[File:Chrome.png]] Chrome Look at us! were surfin' the web.