Microsoft

Microsoft is a major tech corporation based in Redmond, Washington. They are responsible for creating the Windows operating system, Microsoft Edge, and the Microsoft Office suite.

Microsoft Edge

 * [[File:Edge.png]] Microsoft Edge - My new Chromium based son, Hopefully we can finally compete with Chrome this time.
 * [[File:Edgelegacy.png]] Microsoft Edge Legacy - My failed son who couldn't keep up with the competition and people kept confusing for my older browser son.
 * [[File:Edge-beta.png]] Microsoft Edge Beta - The beta channel for my son, Edge
 * [[File:Edge-dev.png]] Microsoft Edge Dev - The developer channel for my son, Edge
 * [[File:Edge-can.png]] Microsoft Edge Canary - The unstable channel for my son, Edge

Internet Explorer

 * [[File:IE1.png]] Internet Explorer 1 - My first ever browser son, you introduced the world to the Internet.
 * [[File:IE1.png]] Internet Explorer 2 - A minor improvement from my first browser son
 * [[File:IE3.png]] Internet Explorer 3 - My third browser son and first ever to be shaped like an E.
 * [[File:IE3.png]] Internet Explorer 4 - My fourth browser son
 * [[File:IE3.png]] Internet Explorer 5 - My fifth browser son and last version of IE to be available for Mac OS and Unix.
 * [[File:IE6.png]] Internet Explorer 6 - My sixth browser son and once king of the browsers
 * [[File:IE7.png]] Internet Explorer 7 - My seventh browser son and first to have tabbed browsing
 * [[File:IE7.png]] Internet Explorer 8 - My eighth browser son and not the most well-received one
 * [[File:IE9.png]] Internet Explorer 9 - My ninth browser son that came with an updated rendering engine
 * [[File:IE11.png]] Internet Explorer 10 - My tenth browser son that came in two flavors (desktop and metro)
 * [[File:IE11.png]] Internet Explorer 11 - My eleventh browser son that I'm still keeping around for a couple more years.

Websites

 * [[File:Bing.png]] Bing - My search engine son that people keep searching Google on.
 * [[File:Bing.png]] Bing Maps - My cartography-obsessed son
 * [[File:Msn.png]] MSN - My son that keeps me updated on the latest news.

Windows

 * [[File:Win1.png]] Windows 1.0 - My first operating system son that was a shell for MS-DOS
 * [[File:Win1.png]] Windows 2.0 - My second son in the Windows line that had some minor improvements
 * [[File:Windows3.png]] Windows 3.0 - My third son that came with a new Program Manager interface
 * [[File:Win3.png]] Windows 3.1 - A minor update to my third son
 * [[File:Win3.png]] Windows NT 3.1 - My first son to be based on Windows NT instead of MS-DOS
 * [[File:Win3.png]] Windows Chicago - This eventually became my next son in Windows 95
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows 95 - My first son to have the iconic Start Menu packaged in
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows NT 4.0 - An updated to previous NT son
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows Memphis- - This eventually became my next son in Windows 98
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows 98 - A major update to my previous son in 95 with it support for more than 16 colors
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows 2000 - My rock-solid son made for businesses and enterprise users
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Windows ME - My buggy and retarded son
 * [[File:WinWhistler.png]] Windows Whistler- This eventually became my next son in Windows XP
 * [[File:Winxp.png]] Windows XP - Arguably my most popular son of all as it ran on the majority of computers from 2001 to 2012.
 * [[File:Winlonghorn.png]] Windows Longhorn - My ambitious but aborted son that never made it
 * [[File:WinVista.png]] Windows Vista - My son that was too much to handle for some computers at the time
 * [[File:Win7.png]] Windows 7 - A refinement on my previous son's ambitions and overall a favorite for consumers.
 * [[File:Win8.png]] Windows 8 - My son that had an alienating UI for most people
 * [[File:Win8.png]] Windows 8.1 - A refinement on my previous son's issues such as bringing back the start button.
 * [[File:Win10.png]] Windows 10 - Currently my most popular son running on more than half of the world's computers.
 * [[File:Win10x.png]] Windows 10X - My newest OS son that's designed for foldable devices

Windows Server

 * [[File:Winxp.png]] Windows Server 2003 - Thanks for helping me create Windows Vista
 * [[File:WinVista.png]] Windows Server 2008 - My second server son
 * [[File:Win8.png]] Windows Server 2012 - My third server son with the same weird UI as Windows 8/8.1
 * [[File:Win10.png]] Windows Server 2016 - My fourth server son
 * [[File:Win10x.png]] Windows Server 2019 - My fifth server son

Windows Mobile

 * Windows CE - My embedded son
 * [[File:Win95.png]] Pocket PC 2000 - My first ever mobile son designed for Pocket PCs
 * [[File:Winxp.png]] Pocket PC 2002 - My second mobile son based on XP
 * [[File:Winxp.png]] Windows Mobile 2003 - My first son to jump onto smartphones
 * [[File:Winxp.png]] Windows Mobile 5 - My fourth mobile son
 * [[File:WinVista.png]] Windows Mobile 6 - My fifth mobile son and last to be on keypad smartphones
 * [[File:Winp7.png]] Windows Phone 7 - My sixth mobile son and first designed for touchscreen smartphones
 * [[File:Winp8.png]] Windows Phone 8 - My seventh mobile son
 * [[File:Winp8.1.png]] Windows Phone 8.1 - My eighth mobile son
 * [[File:Win10.png]] Windows Mobile 10 - My ninth and last mobile son made for smartphones.

Software

 * MS Paint - My artist son
 * Notepad - My writer son who can only write basic letters and code in C
 * Microsoft Word - My more professional writer son
 * Microsoft Excel - My graphing son
 * Microsoft PowerPoint - My presentative son

Frenemies

 * Apple - I may have bailed you out back in the late 90s, but we are still rivals since the 80s.

Enemies

 * [[File:Google.png]] Google - My new number one rival with them taking over the browser and search engine industry.
 * Amazon - I'm keeping an eye on you, you're not as bad as Google over here. But you're still a threat.