User

The User (depicted as a cursor in Chromeball) is the person who interacts with a computer's user interface, generally affixed to a specific name in the computer. Occasionally goes by Sudo.

User is the bridge to the dimension of eldritch abomination that lives outside the digital world whispered in hushed tones as "End Users" or "Humans". These creatures are very scary with whims that defy all reason and as a conduit to their twisted world, User only catches a glimpse of the other side of that veil. And it is terrifying.

In some ways, User is a god amongst the applications and websites. In other ways, they are also a slave. They are at the very edge of the client-side - able to enact great change on the desktop they call home but also trapped there without a greater purpose.

Such is the life of Front End Development.

Is more often than not a huge asshole because what user isn't?

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